- before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
- after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP 37,487 notes
When I see people whispering
I am just like:
(Source: most-awkward-moments.com, via alissaismilesapartfromhappiness)
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Different stages of fangirling
- OMG he’s pretty
- What’s his name I need to do some research
- watching movies/Tv shows/interviews/photoshoots HE DOES INCREDIBLE THINGS TO ME
- I need to know everything about his life
- I LOVE HIM SO MUHUHUHCH
- get in my bed already
- … okay so his perfection is annoying now
- HOW DARE YOU BEING SO PERFECT
- AND SEXUALLY FRUSTRATING
- OH GOD I HATE YOU
- GO AWAY
- JUST GO
- LIFERUINER
- I HATE YOU
- … NO I LOVE YOU COME BACK
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What if everything you posted on Tumblr appeared in your bed.
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But then you would have to be careful of what you posted. Like what if you reblog the Titanic? Suddenly your house starts shaking and the fucking Titanic crashes through your roof and most of the neighborhood is destroyed because the Titanic is fucking huge and everyone dies all because you wanted to describe your feelings with an “I Can’t” picture of the Titanic sinking.
And like what if you posted about murderers or serial killers?
